Let’s face it.
Today’s male living in a first world country is ridiculously weak. There are numerous areas in his life where he is a complete and absolute bitch.
Now we are going to explore a handful of those reasons and expound on them. For most of these, being guilty of one is enough for you to be a basic bitch.
Two and you have reached the unhallowed halls of Absolute Bitch.
Let’s get started.
1. You have a woman who doesn’t cook or clean for you.
In this household apparently there are testicles nowhere to be found.
Any male who has a live in wife or girlfriend who does not tend to domestic duties is a gelded male passively accepting the snarling demands and conjured tears of a flippant female. He cedes his authority and let’s her do whatever the fuck she wants.
The male guilty of this willful castration is a male whose girl is actively cheating or likely to cheat in the very near future.
Verdict: One Punk Bitch
2. You have never been in a fight.
The male who has made it out of his teenage years without ever having to put his ass on the line is suicidally weak and infinitely contemptuous.
Having never been tested and never having the desire to be tested he is likely the kind of spineless coward that would let his own mother and sisters be raped while he curls his knees and cries like a child in a corner.
Verdict: Darwin’s finest bitch.
3. You work a corporate 9-5.
Day after day after miserable fucking day you sit in a
jail cell cubicle grinding through monotonous hours interspersed between shuffling papers, running numbers and fucking off on the internet.
You watch your mouth and your manners like a good house dog because it just wouldn’t be proper to show any masculine aggression or dare to transgress the multitudes of laws in the vast lexicon of political correctness.
You scurry past the HR department like a rat caught in a flashlight beam. Better not offend the poor little victims who possess all the power over your baby nuts.
You can’t leave your job because you’ve likely got a lazy, snarky, wildebeast’s gullet to fill, ungrateful brat kids whom you train to be a mindless consumer just like yourself, a second mortgage and two car payments.
You’ve been taking it every day with no lube and that asshole stays in constant pain.
There’s little hope for any fiery upheaval in your feminized soul.
Verdict: Brow Beaten BITCH.
4. You have a woman who withholds sex from you.
You are no stranger to these words.
“I’m too tired.” “My stomach hurts”. “Not now, I have a headache”.
You tell yourself you’re the caring one for putting her needs first, for putting her needs above anything else.
Sometimes you get a pat on your baby boy head.
Sometimes you get the look of indignation that is only reserved for a woman’s most intense revulsion.
You’ve made it clear your needs aren’t important.
Can you blame her when she gets dicked down by a real man?
Verdict: Pathetically Disgusting Bitch
5. You refer to your wife or significant other as “the boss”.
I really hope this one is not a common thing.
Relinquishing your authority and taking the back seat to “powerful” females are your go-to methods of living peacefully with the women in your life.
“A happy wife is a happy life” you say as your
dominatrix wife with State Authorized power pulls the butt plug out of your bitch ass.
Verdict: A Bitch’s Bitch.
6. You masterbate frequently.
The male who jerks off constantly is a highly skilled practitioner of weakness.
He spills his seed all over himself and into the trash with nary a vagina in sight to impregnate.
He is too much of a coward to go out and talk to women and he has no self control. Therefore he has no power.
Wasting all his energy on nothing he is shackled with a slave’s mentality. He is slowly dying a miserable death hour by hour.
Verdict: Evolutionary Dead End Bitch
7. You are helping raise another man’s kid(s).
Finally comes the Suma Cum Laude in the school of Absolute Bitch.
For whatever weak as fuck reason, this male has decided that his genes have ZERO value but some stranger’s gene’s, heritage and legacy get to survive while his own worthless genetic code gets flushed down the toilet like so many rotten turds.
There is a name for this. It is called a cuckold.
A crime against one’s own genetic code is so grievous that this alone makes a male an absolute bitch and he should be looked down upon. Truly he looks down upon himself.
Verdict: PhD in Absolute Bitch.
Now regardless of your lot in life if there resides in you any will to live inside then perhaps you may yet break the chains of your slave existence.
Every male alive has the savage blood of his ancestors in him. The kind of blood that survived the storms, the famines, the plagues, the invading armies of rapacious foes and lived on to establish a name and a legacy.
The result is you right here in this very moment. Are you going to go out like a bitch?
You can find this blood inside today.
You must become a man.