Adam And Eve: Story Of The First Cuck

Most everyone in the West knows the story of Adam and Eve.  Yet do they really know the sinister implications of the actual words in the bible which describe what they did?  We are gonna analyze this mythos and try to answer the question.  Was Adam made to be a cuck by Eve?

In The Beginning

So according to this story we have Adam who lives in a garden.  His pal in the sky, God hangs out with him in the garden and gives him cool creatures to play with.  Allowing Adam to give them names as well.   At some point Adam wants some pussy and is like

“Yo God.  Sup brah?  This pp is really lonely”.

In turn God knocks him over the head and pulls a rib out, which then becomes Eve.  Now up to this point he had never seen a woman.  So I imagine that little red rocket was just about ready for blast off.  Lets be honest.  The thirst was through the roof at this point people.

But all is not well in the garden.

You see there was some kind of serpent roaming about in God’s garden.  A neighborhood bad boy that likes to run game.  This wily serpent goes right up to Eve’s naked, salubrious, curvy, little sexy body and spies him a ONS.

We find that in Genesis 3:1 A serpent appears to Eve.  Now it is of utmost importance to realize here that the word for serpent does not mean a literal serpent.  The word for serpent here means magician, enchanter or spellbinder.  This can be verified using a Strong’s Concordance as well.  In Gen 3:1 we read that the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field.  The word for subtle here means cunning or crafty.  Also of note is that the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is not an actual tree.  This language was used to describe peoples and nations in a figurative sense.  For examples of this throughout the bible, see Ezek 31:3-9, Jer 11:19 and Matt 3:10

So this tree was off limits to Adam and Eve.  Now the smooth talking serpent slides on in and runs hella game on this ho.  The serpent leads Eve astray and tempts her to eat of the fruit of the forbidden tree.

But was leading Eve astray simply a matter of eating a literal piece of fruit?

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Back in Gen 2:25 we see that Adam and Eve were not ashamed of their nakedness.  After the serpent leads Eve astray who then influences Adam (bitch move Adam) to go astray.  We see that they are both ashamed of their bodies.  Now why in the fuck would YOU be ashamed of your body if all you did was eat some fruit?

Back in Gen 3:3 we see Eve tell the serpent that neither she nor Adam can even ‘touch’ the fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil.  The word touch here means to lay hands on or ‘to lie with’.  So now we see in Gen 3:13 that when questioned by God, Eve says that the serpent “beguiled” her.  The word for beguile here is to seduce someone!  Do you realize what this means?

According to this mythos, the crown of all creation..Eve.  Got fucked first by the ultimate bad guy.  Satan!

Not only that but even before Satan’s devil sperm went cold inside Eve’s now defiled vagina.  She went back to fuck Adam as well so as to pacify any suspicion from him.  This raises the question that the grand sin which caused both Adam and Eve to be kicked out of the garden was sexual in nature.

Shockingly enough we then see the bible tell us that two different seed lines were going to come out of Eve.  So here God is allowing or perhaps even had it designed that Adam was to be cucked!

Wtf Adam?

I really don’t have any sympathy for this guy.  So he was the almighty creator’s number one dude on earth.  He was willing to throw that away for some recently fucked pussy by the neighborhood jerkboydevil?  Adam, the fuck you thinkin?

I could really get behind this story if it went something like this.

Instead of meekly accepting the offer that he partake of the fruit.  Adam chokes Eve and works that bitch over like Ike Turner.  Only Adam chokes that skank to death.  Then dragging her pale and pretty little corpse before God, he says

“This one is broken.  Make me another.”

I could really get behind that.  Unfortunately it wasn’t in the cards for our boy Adam.  In fact it only gets worse from here.

Later on we see that Eve had a peculiar rarity of fraternal twins.  Which means twins of two men’s sperm!  Cain must have looked nothing like Adam.  In fact he was definitely much different in temperament.  Even God Himself didn’t like Cain.   I wonder if Eve loved Cain more since he came from the charming bad boy and not the dutiful cuck?

Regardless Cain ends up flipping out and killing Abel.  On the one hand it really wasn’t his fault he was Satan’s son.  Why did God hafta be hatin?

The fucked up thing is I bet Adam still had to make those child support payments.


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11 thoughts on “Adam And Eve: Story Of The First Cuck

  1. “This one is broken, make me another one… and make her Asian”

    Very interesting take on this tale of our first parents and their downfall – one that may be very close to the truth. It is believed in occult teachings that Cain was from a different lineage than Able – some scholars have even speculated that he may have even been a son of God himself as Eve tells Adam that she is pregnant – “Now Adam knew Eve his wife, and she conceived and bore Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the Lord” (Genesis 4:1)… a debatable statement as is this article of yours – the Bible is basically the story of one blood line, one family from Cain down to Jesus – though some would say that David came out of nowhere, but why would a kid out of nowhere become such an important player in the story of the descendant of this one line.

    where do we come from and why are we here my Lord?

    Also in the occult Jack, is the story of Lilith – who was said to be concubine to Adam until Eve came along. Lilith was made from the same dirt as Adam and not from his rib and she bore Adam 100 children a day (or 1000 – as myths go), but she left Adam because she would not submit to him. She would later become the mistress of the Angel Samael – or of the Ha-satan (whatever angel would later become Satan – the bad boy… naturally.

    but yeah… sex is the ultimate loss of innocence.

    1. I’ve heard of the Lilith part before. I think that is big in the Kabbalah.

      If this isn’t a reminder that no doubt AWALT. I don’t know what is.

      Romantic love is such a stupid fucking ideal. Anyone who commits to a female based on thus ideal deserves to be cucked.

      1. So true. Choosing a woman because of the practical nature of the relationship, i.e. having a family, is the primary goal. Romance is Secondary if not tertiary. Our culture today is obsessed with shit that doesn’t matter.

      2. Ah yes… but I am a damn fool of a romantic… however, I have no illusions that a woman will marry me because of love, but rather the comforts I can provide… and she better turn out some smart and strong children – but your idea is still in the back of my mind just in case.

        1. @dashderinger:disqus being a romantic guy is cool, just don’t waste it on some whore that’s not worth it. It’s part of your personality so you should embrace it as an added bonus as far as what you have to offer in a relationship. Stay strong, make good decisions, and make sure the woman you choose is the right one. Be certain that your relationship is based on practicality and not just purely romance. If you do those things you should be good to go and I’m sure whatever woman you end up with will enjoy that side of you.

  2. “This ones broke make me another” lol. Amazes me how many christians have never heard of Strong’s concordance. The Bible doesn’t make a lick of sense without context. I wrote an article in this similar vein recently (thought it won’t be out until next month). It seems man’s original sin was one of weakness and listening to/submitting to women. So all of man’s pains came from one man’s weakness. A powerful lesson in there. Great article per usual.

    1. What’s amazing is how many “pastors” have no clue what a Strong’s concordance is. What’s also mind blowing to me is how many “preachers” in western culture are total cucks and promote cuckoldry as some sort of a righteous, Christian virtue. It’s totally sickening. No wonder so many men reject this form of Christianity.

  3. So let me get this straight…..The Original Sin — The catalyst for the fall of ALL CREATION was Eve getting fucked by a Black guy and Adam getting sloppy seconds? That’s the big mystery!? That’s why everyone has through all this fucking bullshit?

    That is stupid.

    1. There is no indication that the serpent was a black dude. Only that he seduced Eve who then convinced Adam to go along.

      It’s just a story after all and any power that is ascribed to it is only made possible by those who choose to believe in it.

      I mainly posted this article to illustrate some major flaws in the Christian’s purported worldviews. However it does make a lot of sense when you see how feminized and pathetic Christian “men” are.

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