So apparently today is International Women’s Day. How do I know that you ask? Well I saw this bullshit on the news. Some people, some where, got together and seriously proclaimed today International Women’s Day. When I saw this all I could think to myself was “Are these people even serious right now?” Who in the fuck really gives two shits about an International Women’s Day. I’m just…. I’m speechless.
All the problems in our society, all the wars and conflict in the world, all the issues at hand, all the challenges that this world faces. All these Marxist fuck wads can think about doing is coming together for International Women’s Day?!
I’m seriously just at a point where I think Western culture can’t cuck anymore. They can’t possibly out do themselves. Then, out of left field comes International Women’s Day, and they just continue to amaze me. So what exactly is this International Woman’s Day you ask. Well according to the International Women’s Day website “International Women’s Day (March 8) is a global day celebrating the social, economic, cultural and political achievements of women. The day also marks a call to action for accelerating gender parity.”
Well first off, I celebrate women’s achievements every day when my wife makes me dinner and I come home to a clean house, so fuck just having a woman’s DAY. I expect my wife to “achieve” EVERY day and she doesn’t disappoint.
Second, fuck gender parity. It’s just another word for equality and as we all know equality is a Marxist myth. Men and women are different, therefor they are not equal.
These next parts come directly from their website and will give you a little background and history on this Marxist celebration of bullshit. Oh, and I took the liberty of adding my own comments just FYI.
“In accordance with a declaration by the Socialist Party of America, the first National Woman’s Day (NWD) was observed across the United States on 28 February 1911. Women continued to celebrate NWD on the last Sunday of February until 1913.” Great, it was invented by the Socialist Party of America, a bunch of communist sympathizers. Yeah, sounds like a real winner. These leftists are worthless pieces of shit. That definitely makes me want to celebrate this bullshit.
“International Women’s Day was celebrated for the first time by the United Nations in 1975. Then in December 1977, the General Assembly adopted a resolution proclaiming a United Nations Day for Women’s Rights and International Peace to be observed on any day of the year by Member States, in accordance with their historical and national traditions.” Well that’s it folks. The UN recognizes it so now you too must do so as well. Man fuck the UN. This is the type of femnazi leftist bullshit that drives a wedge between men and woman in this society. This shit is designed to be divisive, pure and simple.
“2011 saw the 100 year centenary of International Women’s Day – with the first IWD event held exactly 100 years ago in 1911 in Austria, Denmark, Germany and Switzerland. In the United States, President Barack Obama proclaimed March 2011 to be “Women’s History Month”, calling Americans to mark IWD by reflecting on “the extraordinary accomplishments of women” in shaping the country’s history. The then Secretary of State Hillary Clinton launched the “100 Women Initiative: Empowering Women and Girls through International Exchanges”. In the United Kingdom, celebrity activist Annie Lennox lead a superb march across one of London’s iconic bridges raising awareness in support for global charity Women for Women International. Further charities such as Oxfam have run extensive activity supporting IWD and many celebrities and business leaders also actively support the day” Congrats bitches! 2011 marked 100 years of your day of meaningless bullshit. Way to accomplish absolutely nothing that furthers mankind! P.S. fuck Barack Obama, fuck Hillary Clinton, fuck Annie Lennox, and fuck you Oxfam.
Now guys I know you’re all wondering, how did I celebrate International Women’s Day. Well the first thing I did was call my wife and tell her happy International Women’s Day. Her response was “What’s that?” I said “Well babe, it’s where some carpet munching bull dykes and some Marxist cucks sit down and draw up an official holiday to make some dumb ass woman feel special.” She said “Well that sounds dumb….. What time you coming home and what do you want for dinner babe?” Of coarse your man the Warhammer replied “Babe, tonight we celebrate. Cook me up a steak, chill some home made wine, and be ready to put the kids to bed early tonight…. And don’t act like you don’t know why.” So while the dumb cunts of the world skip out on work to protest for International Women’s Day I’ll be eating good food, drinking good wine, and bouncing my wife off of my mattress. All in all I gotta say, thank God for International Women’s Day.